By now you probably believe that I spend my time draped in Grecian robes, thinking deep thoughts and writing sentences that tie themselves into balloon animals. And you’d be partially right: Grecian robes are very comfy.
But that’s not all I do.
My name is Isa-Lee Wolf and I’m a TV addict. So. Much. TV. If you follow me on Twitter, you probably know that already. In fact, last night should have been a bonanza of live tweeting, but I actually left my house to visit with friends who weren’t ending every pithy show insight with a hashtag.
(Note to the half of that couple who is a religious reader of my blog: I had a lovely time and your girls are so adorable the entire world should know of their adorableness. They are so much fun).
And if you’re not following me on Twitter, why not? It’s easy peasy and I’m a good follow-backer as long as your twitter history isn’t horrifying, teeming with adult photos or promising me a billion followers. Here I am: @IsaLeeWolf
So for a TV obsessed Netflix adorer like me, there is no feeling in the world like seeing that little graphic across the bottom of the picture of a show you love. It is like the present of everything you ever wanted in one little click.
I think you know where I’m going.
“Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” is back, and it’s as hilarious as ever. I’m torn as to whether to gobble them all up, to swallow episodes whole until the bag is empty, or to try to savor them, to make them last.
The inclination is to gobble. But I think life might slow me down a little. And yes, I would sit and watch them all day if I could, even though it’s gorgeous out and heading toward spring-like.
What? I said I had a problem. Now please excuse me while I adjust the gold rope on this Grecian robe and straighten my golden headband. I have Kimmy to watch.
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