As in Aunty Ida’s mental one. It’s full-service, in case you’re wondering. Who wants a mental institution that isn’t full-service?
No one, that’s who.
Aunty Ida is a character, and I mean that in both senses of the word. Allegedly, she’s fictional, but part of me believes that out there, beyond the skin of this universe and well into the densely-packed parts of the next, she’s sending me detailed descriptions of her shenanigans with one of her improbable inventions.
It’s more logical than me just making her up.
Eh, go meet her, you’ll see what I mean. Just, um, you know, be careful with your brain since she probably won’t be, and we are no longer carrying spare brain parts.
Check out my full-length novels:
Aunty Ida’s Full-Service Mental Institution (by Invitation Only)
Aunty Ida’s Holey Amazing Sleeping Preparation (Not Doctor Recommended)
The Great Paradox and the Innies and Outies of Time Management.
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A Bit to Read 
Logic? What kind of idea is that? I had an Aunt Ida in real life. She was a-okay– so yours must be, too.
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Did you? That’s fantastic…a lot of people seem to. Yes, she’s a little ruthless in her pursuit of science, but otherwise she’s probably well-meaning.
Probably.
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I have just the one uncle, although he did marry twice which could be seen as an act of selflessness to offer up his nephew & nieces more than one aunt. Neither were what you’d call Ida-ish though. I think I’d prefer an Ida. But I might be a bit bonkers …
A-Zing this year at:
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Normally found at:
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Then you’re right up her alley!
That was awfully kind of him 😉
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She means well… If she was a man, she’d probably already have a Nobel Prize. Either that or, you know, the mob with the pitchforks and flaming torches…
@BreakerOfThings, Calling by from
Fiction Can be Fun For #AprilA2Z/#AtoZChallenge
(Sometimes found at A Back of the Envelope Calculation)
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Why not both?!
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Fair point – there is a first time for everything! 😀
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