Another long night of weird dreams. I’ve got to get better at controlling them, because they tend not to be that relaxing.

I ordered dehydrating racks for my Ninja Foodi, which you may or may not know I’m completely obsessed with. Or with which I am completely obsessed, for the grammatically observant among us.

I don’t know why the idea of dehydrating fruit is so exciting to me. I probably don’t have enough of a life. I should get out more.

But I can bring freshly dehydrated fruit, so I’d call that a win.

Apparently I’m also very distractible today. I’ve gone down two separate rabbit holes, and you probably didn’t even miss me.

I was completely absorbed by the report of the guy on hover shoes who stole a bunch of stuff without paying. He’s clearly here to fix the present.

Clearly.

Here’s the story, if you’re interested.

Anyway, thoughts of time travelers are just the thing to take through a Friday. Have a great one, and a great weekend.

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