Last Chance to Get Aunty Ida for FREE!

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What funny and weird and totally free? Aunty Ida! And today, December 27, is your last chance to pick up a copy of Aunty Ida’s Full-Service Mental Institution (by Invitation Only) for FREE! Get one now, you know you want to. Or, to be more accurate, Aunty Ida knows you want to.

Ida1What do you mean, “How does she know?” She knows. She knows everything. Well, almost everything.

 

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Reminder, Aunty Ida is FREE Today and Tomorrow!

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If you haven’t gotten your copy of Aunty Ida’s Full-Service Mental Institution (by Invitation Only), what are you waiting for? It’s free through tomorrow, December 27. Get it while it’s still loony. Or before you’re loony. One of those two things.

Though it’s also convenient if you’re already loony. Oh well, it doesn’t matter, just get reading!

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I hope you enjoy it, and your long weekend, if you have one.

 

 

Get Aunty Ida FREE Today through Saturday!

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In honor of her upcoming sequel, Aunty Ida’s Holey Amazing Sleeping Preparation (Not Doctor Recommended), Aunty Ida’s Full-Service Mental Institution (by Invitation Only) is FREE, starting today, and running through Saturday, all around the world. So grab yourself a copy, and enjoy. Just make sure you read it while wearing a helmet. You wouldn’t want Aunty Ida to see you thinking.

Click away to grab your free copy:

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Have a great Christmas if you celebrate Christmas, a great day if you don’t celebrate Christmas, and an early Happy New Year to all 🙂

Girl in the Box Free for Three

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A great deal for Free Book Friday: A whole boxed set for exactly $0.00! You get Alone, Untouched and Soulless, three superpowered books, for absolutely nothing. Who says there’s no such thing as a free lunch? Ok, actually it’s a free box set, but you get the idea.

The Girl in the Box Series, Books 1-3: Alone, Untouched and Soulless by Robert J. Crane. FREE from Smashwords.com
This is a collection of the first three titles in The Girl in the Box Series, which are about a teenage girl who develops powers far beyond those of a normal human, and her battles against those who would use her against her will. (Approx. 185,000 words total.)

Books included:

1. Alone
2. Untouched
3. Soulless

Alone

Sienna Nealon was a 17 year-old girl who had been held prisoner in her own house by her mother for twelve years. Then one day her mother vanished, and Sienna woke up to find two strange men in her home. On the run, unsure of who to turn to and discovering she possesses mysterious powers, Sienna finds herself pursued by a shadowy agency known as the Directorate and hunted by a vicious, bloodthirsty psychopath named Wolfe, each of which is determined to capture her for their own purposes…

Untouched

Still haunted by her last encounter with Wolfe and searching for her mother, Sienna Nealon must put aside her personal struggles when a new threat emerges – Aleksandr Gavrikov, a metahuman so powerful, he could destroy entire cities – and he’s focused on bringing the Directorate to its knees.

Soulless

After six months of intense training with the Directorate, Sienna Nealon finds herself on her first assignment – tracking a dangerous meta across the upper midwest. With Scott Byerly and Kat Forrest at her side, she’ll face new enemies and receive help from unlikely allies as she stumbles across the truth behind the shadowy organization known only as Omega.

Seek Blood and Justice

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Heat up the weekend if not the weather with a mysterious thriller. Pick up this free book, and by Sunday, you may have solved a murder. Who says you don’t do anything constructive with your free time?

by Rayven T. Hill. Free from Smashwords.com
A serial killer is on the loose and sixteen-year-old Jenny James is missing. Why she has so mysteriously disappeared? The whole town is gripped with fear.

When her boyfriend’s body is found, the fear grows. Has she become his latest victim? The chase is on and the bodies pile up.

As the killer continues to strike, Jake and Annie Lincoln race to put the pieces in place before it’s too late.

Catch Free Book Friday’s Syndrome

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If you’re craving excitement this weekend, help yourself to this thriller from Thomas Hoover. Sinister science experiments, a New Jersey medical clinic…what more can you need? And if you like this one, make sure to check out Hoover’s full page, he’s got a lot of free reading for you.

Syndrome by Thomas Hoover. FREE from Smashwords.com
Pinnacle 2003

Alexa Hampton runs her own interior design firm in New York’s Soho but now a heart mishap threatens her life. Her black-sheep younger brother insists she go to a New Jersey clinic owned by his eccentric boss for stem cell experiments. There she and her long-ago lover, a medical reporter, uncover a bizarre experiment to reverse the aging process.

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