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It’s sunny today, early summer temps despite still being April, and I’m having one of those mornings where, on the way to make breakfast, I had the best opener for today’s post, and thought I should write it down.

And then I told myself eh, I’ll remember it.

My friends, I did not remember it.

I know it had to do with trying to change the blade for my Cricut, and dropping that blade in the laundry I have not yet put away, and now I have to be careful while putting said laundry away, but earlier me made it funnier.

Oh well.

True story, by the way. I’ve tried to find it, without luck, so folding will be an interesting exercise. A game, if you will.

Don’t Get Cut!

“Every loser gets a no-expense paid trip to the emergency room!”

I’m weird today.

I’m willing to own it.

A little weirdness can see us through some of the bumpier times.

It’s also, in my experience, been a cause of bumpier times, but hey, we are who we are, at least underneath. “Normal” is an artificial construct, anyway.

Where am I going with this? Your guess is as good as mine. Earlier me might have known, that one with the confident, killer opening, but I lost her somewhere between slicing strawberries and the second cup of iced coffee.

I hope she’s having a good day.

I hope you are too, and continue to have an awesome Thursday.

Buy me a cup of coffee!

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