Once again, this account is completely and totally fictional which means it never happened and is not true and is made up and is fictional.
And definitely not true.
Ah. New day. A good day. A good day to get some real work done. Some serious work. Serious work. Ser-ee-ous.
Let’s just move that remote off of the coffee tabl–DAMN IT!
I’ve never seen a glass spin like that. End over end. I barely tapped it. Barely. And now it’s everywhere. At least it’s only water. Only water, it will dry. And the glass didn’t break. Good. Back to it. Wait, need a little paper towel to blot it up. OK. Blog post then editing.
Blog post. Right. Blog post. Blog POST. Bloggity blog blog blog. Post.
Some more decaf? Yep. More decaf. Ah, that looks good, just blot the bottom of the cup, looks like there’s a little coffee there, and–DAMN IT!
It’s fine, it’s fine, the coffee did kind of jump out of the cup, but at least it didn’t go IN the toaster. A little under, sure but a quick wipe and, yep, we’re ready to go.
Cofffee is set and stable (ha! So funny. I’m a spiller! A spiller who can laugh at herself. Hmm. Maybe write that down). Time for some real work. Serious work. Ser-ee-ous.
Right after I make sure there’s no more coffee under the toaster.
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